情人节：12种最糟糕的分手方式，分手并不是一件容易的事情，每个人都能梦想到自己与另一个人见面的场景，但是从来没有考虑过如何去分手，最幸福的与最伤感的取舍就在于你是否经历过。
Breaking up with someone is never easy. It's going to hurt, no matter how much tactful you are, but there are definitely wrong ways to go about it.
分手总是很难，因为不管你考虑得多么周全，也免不了经历伤痛。但是，也千万不要用错误的方式分手哦!
On Tuesday, Redditors shared some of their worst breakup experiences. Below, 12 of the most awful ways to get dumped.
本周二，网友分享了他们最糟糕的分手经历。下面是十二个最糟糕的分手方式。
1. He just unfollowed me on Twitter. Could have been an adult and talked about it, but nope!
他干脆把我从推特好友中给删了。原以为至少像个成年人那样跟我当面说清吧?根本就没有!
2. After I hit puberty, she broke up with me because I wasn't adorable anymore.
等我长到青春期时，她跟我提出了分手，因为她觉得我不再那么可爱了!
3. She moved out while I was on a overnight business trip and took the cat with her. I miss that cat. I miss you Megatron!
她趁我通宵出差的时候搬走了，而且还拐走了我的猫。好想那只猫。威震天，好想你!
4. By telling me that he moved to San Diego (he hadn't). Ok, dude, I can take a hint.
他跟我说他搬到圣地亚哥去了(其实没有)。好吧，死家伙，姐早就猜出来了!
5. I dated a girl for five years (ages 14 to 19). Everything was going perfectly fine. After five years we had the 'I love you' and 'xoxoxo' texts going constantly. Well, after our first year of college (we went to different colleges) things changed over the course of three days (no lie). On Thursday night we were sending each other love texts like usual. But on Sunday night she broke up with me over a text messages because 'I didn't like camping.' After five years I was dumped over a text message because I didn't like camping. Figure that out.
我跟那个女孩子谈了五年恋爱(14-19岁)，本来一切都挺好的，常常发一些‘我爱你’和‘亲亲抱抱’之类的短信。但后来我们去了不同的大学，恋情竟然在三天之内瞬间骤变。星期四晚上我们还像往常一样发着甜蜜短信呢，到了星期天晚上，她就用一条短信和我提出了分手，而且竟然是因为我不喜欢露营!整整五年啊，我就这样被甩了，而且原因是‘不喜欢露营’，你信吗?
6. This wasn't me, but how a friend of mine broke up with her boyfriend. They were on the phone, and she said, 'I love you,' to which he responded, 'I love you more!' She said, 'Actually, you probably do,' and proceeded to tell him how she'd gone on a date with another guy.
我要说的是身边一个朋友的分手经历。当时他俩正聊着电话，女孩说‘我爱你’，男孩就说‘我更爱你’，结果女孩就说‘是啊，的确是你爱我更多呢。’然后和他说自己去跟另一个家伙约会了!
7. Over email. In the third person.
邮件分手。第三人称。
8. I was 11. My 12 year old girlfriend got some older guy (16, I think) to call my home phone and tell me: 'Welcome to Dumpsville, population you.' And hung up.
那年我11岁，女朋友12岁。她找了个大男孩(我猜16岁吧)打电话到我家，说：‘欢迎来到分手村，你入围了!’，说完就挂了电话。
9. I came back from university for winter holiday. I spent Christmas Eve with her and her family, gave her little brothers presents and everything. The next day she was supposed to come have dinner with my family, parents, grandparents, cousins, the whole family. She simply never showed. Everyone was worried to death, finally her mother called me back to say she had left for a ski trip with some dude she had been seeing while I was off at school. Merry Christmas.
大学放寒假那会儿，我在她家过的圣诞前夜，还给她弟弟买了礼物。第二天，按计划她应该来我家吃饭，顺便见见我的家人，但是她没来。大家都担心得要死。最后还是她妈妈打电话跟我说出了真相：她已经跟别人去滑雪旅行了，那个人是她趁我上学时交往的。圣诞快乐!
10. Through sign language. Neither of us is deaf or mute. Neither of us knows ASL or any other form of sign language. It took two hours of mute gestures before he finallyspat it out verbally. And then he was mad when I kicked him out of my parents' house and refused to drive him to his house.
我们是手语分手。别误会，我们都不聋不哑，也都不懂什么专业的手语姿势。他跟我打了将近2个小时的手语，最后实在忍无可忍才说出了那两个字。因为我直接让他滚出我家，不愿送他回家，他还气得要死!
11. Yahoo instant messaging app, on my birthday.
我生日那天，用雅虎及时通讯短消息跟我说分手。
12. Called her one night to chat about life and freedom and baseball. Her mom answered the phone. My then-girlfriend made her mom break up with me instead of her doing it. She sounded very sympathetic over the phone.
那晚我打电话找她，想聊聊人生、自由和棒球，结果是她妈妈接的电话。这就是我的前女友，自己没勇气竟然让老妈跟我说分手!她老妈在电话里的口气还满是同情!