不管是自己过生日还是为朋友过生日都要说几句感概的话，其中每个人的话都有所不同，反映了其当时的心情，生日感慨也可以用搞笑的话语来做开场白。

下面是我们收集的30句很有意思的生日开场白：

1、Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?

Ted says I feel like a newborn baby!

Really? like a newborn baby?

Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!

2、About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.- Gloria Pitzer

3、The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

4、Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.- - Joan Rivers

5、You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

6、Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

7、My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord-only-knows.

8、For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

9、Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

10、You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.- Bob Hope

11、Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

12、Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

13、You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

14、A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. - Erma Bombeck

15、Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

16、Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

17、When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

18、With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

19、Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.- Robert Frost

20、Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. - Mary Schmich

21、The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. - Samuel Johnson

22、Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.- Ogden Nash

23、After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. - Bette Midler

24、One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

25、When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.-Mark Twain

26、A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. - R. C. Ferguson

27、If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. - Euripedes

28、Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

29、Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

30、Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Father Larry Lorenzoni